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13

Aug

A little café, nestled between Lounge 201 and Drinkworld (not sure the real name of Drinkworld, my amazing office calls it that for its wide selection of beverages). It is a quick and delicious way to cure the hunger of any Senate staffer, or in my case consultant working on the Senate side.
I’ve been there a handful of times now and have always switched back and forth between the Tomato, Mozarella, Basil Panini or the Southwestern Chicken Wrap.  The Panini is warm and gooey, but be prepared with mints because the basil will not make you the most desierable person to talk to.  The wrap has a bit of a kick to it, and is pretty greasy.  Both will run you about $8.75 for a sandwich, chips, and a can of soda.
I also head over there for a quick pick-me-up with their amazing fruit smoothies.
There isn’t much seating, except for outside, so if you’re there during the lunch hour rush you may need to take it to go.

A little café, nestled between Lounge 201 and Drinkworld (not sure the real name of Drinkworld, my amazing office calls it that for its wide selection of beverages). It is a quick and delicious way to cure the hunger of any Senate staffer, or in my case consultant working on the Senate side.

I’ve been there a handful of times now and have always switched back and forth between the Tomato, Mozarella, Basil Panini or the Southwestern Chicken Wrap.  The Panini is warm and gooey, but be prepared with mints because the basil will not make you the most desierable person to talk to.  The wrap has a bit of a kick to it, and is pretty greasy.  Both will run you about $8.75 for a sandwich, chips, and a can of soda.

I also head over there for a quick pick-me-up with their amazing fruit smoothies.

There isn’t much seating, except for outside, so if you’re there during the lunch hour rush you may need to take it to go.

28

Jun

News Cafe DC: Georgetown

Neither a journalistic entity nor a really a cafe. Also not a greasy spoon, but what else do you expect from Georgetown? Prices range from $12-15, topping out at $15 for steak and eggs.

My friend and I entered the Middle-eastern styled restaurant (which is actually Italian) surprised by its wide selection of crepes (traditionally French) and other savory breakfast fare. With a smattering of sweet dishes as well, this isn’t your diner brunch of a rash of bacon and extra gooey french toast. A fellow brunch enthusiast with a worldly head for food, Monique ordered the crepe marino - filled with shrimp, scallops, sun dried tomatoes, and shallots in a creamy sauce. It was delicious - the shrimp and scallops were cooked but still tender, and none of the flavors were overpowering. It was accompanied by a baby greens salad with shaved parmesan and possibly a champagne dressing?

I had the eggs benedict. Delicious. Nothing new about eggs benedict, but what made it wonderful was the seasoning over the poached eggs. Some pepper, paprika, little something else to make it special. Randomly enough it came with shoestring potatoes  - I’d prefer a traditional hashbrown myself.

I would certainly give it a 4, 4.5 on taste and vibe - the place is intimate enough for a date spot or a group of close friends, and our waitress was great - but despite the delicious food I’m not sure if I would’ve shelled out $12 again. The seafood crepe, maybe. Both were delicious enough for no leftovers, but then again that means there wasn’t enough to be leftover…

3056 M St NW, Washington, DC 20007 | www.newscafedc.com

07

Jun

What I’m making now: Hoecakes.
1. I like recipes that call for using rendered bacon grease.
2. Easy and cheap. Flour, eggs, corn meal (like $2 for an 8 pack of Jiffy), and I added a 60 cent can of corn to Paula Deen’s recipe.
FYI: Hoecake is notably the namesake of the cakewalk dance form. During the 19th century, slaveholders would hold dance competitions for their slaves, offering hoecake as a reward to the winner. Then known as the chalk line dance, the form became known as the cakewalk when it rose to prominence with the advent of ragtime music.[4]

What I’m making now: Hoecakes.

1. I like recipes that call for using rendered bacon grease.

2. Easy and cheap. Flour, eggs, corn meal (like $2 for an 8 pack of Jiffy), and I added a 60 cent can of corn to Paula Deen’s recipe.

FYI: Hoecake is notably the namesake of the cakewalk dance form. During the 19th century, slaveholders would hold dance competitions for their slaves, offering hoecake as a reward to the winner. Then known as the chalk line dance, the form became known as the cakewalk when it rose to prominence with the advent of ragtime music.[4]

Politico: Who'll be 'Real Housewives of DC'?

Not directly foodie related, but between the Real Housewives of DC taking up downtown and Capitol Hill and The Real World DC stomping on Dupont and AdMo, this could certainly affect lines, trendiness, and prices.

Maureen Dowd is apparently not in the runnings because of her lack of housewifeyness, damn.

Union Pub: Mass Ave & D St.

It may be a cliche spot for young Hill-erati, and is is in the shadows of the Heritage Foundation. However, daily drink specials and surprisingly tasty bar food make it notable.

This Friday Amanda and I had $2.50 rail drinks and shared the $9.95 chicken quesadillas (not cheap, but big and delicious - we were sufficiently full splitting the order). The bartender in the front bar, not the patio bar, had a generous pour, a good memory, and moved quickly even if we were three deep at the bar.

Shoutout to that young man for some proper bartending.

http://www.unionpubdc.com/specials.html

01

Jun

Click for The Washingtonian’s Favorite Brunches.
But perhaps more importantly, the brunches with bottomless mimosas and bloody marys.. (although not exactly thrift friendly) http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/diningguides/11895.html

Click for The Washingtonian’s Favorite Brunches.

But perhaps more importantly, the brunches with bottomless mimosas and bloody marys.. (although not exactly thrift friendly) http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/diningguides/11895.html

17

May

Rainbow Cake - because you can have your own lil greasy spoon in the comfort of your home.
Recently at Safeway, Duncan Hines cake mix was buy 2 get 3 free! This recipe took one box of the almost free cake mix, gel food coloring, and 1 can of chocolate frosting. In total, it cost about $6 to make, was fun in the process, and earns you miles of street cred among fellow bakers.
Make your boxed cake mix as normal. Split into 6 even portions and add food coloring slowly until it reaches the desired color. I chose to do rainbow order, red, orange, yellow, blue, blue-green, and bright green.
Pour into two pans. I divided it by warm and cool colors. Pour all of your first color into the pan, then pour slightly less of the second and third colors so they form concentric circles in the pans. Follow the usual baking instructions, allow to cool, frost and enjoy!

Rainbow Cake - because you can have your own lil greasy spoon in the comfort of your home.

Recently at Safeway, Duncan Hines cake mix was buy 2 get 3 free! This recipe took one box of the almost free cake mix, gel food coloring, and 1 can of chocolate frosting. In total, it cost about $6 to make, was fun in the process, and earns you miles of street cred among fellow bakers.

Make your boxed cake mix as normal. Split into 6 even portions and add food coloring slowly until it reaches the desired color. I chose to do rainbow order, red, orange, yellow, blue, blue-green, and bright green.

Pour into two pans. I divided it by warm and cool colors. Pour all of your first color into the pan, then pour slightly less of the second and third colors so they form concentric circles in the pans. Follow the usual baking instructions, allow to cool, frost and enjoy!

Grand Central DC, 247 18th St. NW: Maybe they should stick to the bar scene.
Amanda: I had the blue burger - good, big and juicy. Loved the waffle fries because they were crispy without being burnt. $9 for a pretty generous sized burger and fresh blue cheese! Lived up to the anticipation of 2 hungover hours worth of Food Network before venturing out.
Erica: 2 eggs however you want with toast, choice of bacon or sausage, and grits or home fries for $7? This thrifty girl says count me in. But I give it a resounding “meh.” The bacon was crisp, but the three slices were pretty small. My scrambled eggs were moist and fluffy to my liking, but I prefer mine a bit runnier than most other folks. My main complaint with my meal would be too much going on in the home fries. Smaller potatoes with chopped red pepper and onions - if you’re looking to carbo-load post drinky-drink, these aren’t the chunky, salty, greasy home fries you’re craving.
Service was certainly lacking. Maybe lost in the transition from bar to restaurant, our server was like the bartender who is always at the complete other end and can neither see nor hear you. Taste - 3; Value - 4; vibe - eh, 2? I’m a sucker for the trompe l’oeil work and the photo booth, even if our waitress sucked.
Ryan: Like a victim returning to the scene of a crime, I thought it would be interesting to see Grand Central in broad daylight. Let’s just say I’m only going back to Grand Central at night. I had the scrambled eggs, toast, bacon and home fries. The food was mediocre only to be outdone by shitty service. What would’ve been the standard 3-cup breakfast became a one cup because I’m pretty sure our waitress forgot she was a waitress. The eggs were runny and like Erica said, there was too much going on with the potatoes. While it may have only been $7, I would rather be a dollar menuaire at McDonald’s than spend it at Grand Central. Taste - 2; Value - 2; Vibe - 2.
Average Rating:
Taste - 2.5
Value - 3
Vibe - 2

Grand Central DC, 247 18th St. NW: Maybe they should stick to the bar scene.

Amanda: I had the blue burger - good, big and juicy. Loved the waffle fries because they were crispy without being burnt. $9 for a pretty generous sized burger and fresh blue cheese! Lived up to the anticipation of 2 hungover hours worth of Food Network before venturing out.

Erica: 2 eggs however you want with toast, choice of bacon or sausage, and grits or home fries for $7? This thrifty girl says count me in. But I give it a resounding “meh.” The bacon was crisp, but the three slices were pretty small. My scrambled eggs were moist and fluffy to my liking, but I prefer mine a bit runnier than most other folks. My main complaint with my meal would be too much going on in the home fries. Smaller potatoes with chopped red pepper and onions - if you’re looking to carbo-load post drinky-drink, these aren’t the chunky, salty, greasy home fries you’re craving.

Service was certainly lacking. Maybe lost in the transition from bar to restaurant, our server was like the bartender who is always at the complete other end and can neither see nor hear you. Taste - 3; Value - 4; vibe - eh, 2? I’m a sucker for the trompe l’oeil work and the photo booth, even if our waitress sucked.

Ryan: Like a victim returning to the scene of a crime, I thought it would be interesting to see Grand Central in broad daylight. Let’s just say I’m only going back to Grand Central at night. I had the scrambled eggs, toast, bacon and home fries. The food was mediocre only to be outdone by shitty service. What would’ve been the standard 3-cup breakfast became a one cup because I’m pretty sure our waitress forgot she was a waitress. The eggs were runny and like Erica said, there was too much going on with the potatoes. While it may have only been $7, I would rather be a dollar menuaire at McDonald’s than spend it at Grand Central. Taste - 2; Value - 2; Vibe - 2.

Average Rating:

Taste - 2.5

Value - 3

Vibe - 2

13

May

In brief: Asylum, 2471 18th St NW Dark & delicious

Erica:
a whole steak and eggs
Amanda:
oh it was good - and potatoes - the potatoes were good - if i remember correctly the wait staff wasn't that great though
Erica:
a little too underground and standoffish, but the music was rockin'. i think we heard some ac/dc, maybe some iggy pop. yours was like 13 bucks, which wasn't bad for all that food - i finished it for you.
mine was good too, i had a basic omelet with potatoes for about $7.00... but the portions were enormous. either way, i would say good value, too cool for school vibe, tasty food with generous portions. perfect hangover food.
Amanda:
absolutely. and need to get there early bc there's always a wait for their brunch
Erica:
oh yeah
http:
//www.asylumdc.com/

10

May

About the Famished Foursome

Erica: Scheduler for a Hill office, self-proclaimed food, alcohol & shoe junkie. Likes to cook when there’s time, generous with the cheese & the heat. Preferences lean meaty, bacon-y, & unhealthy, with elitist tendencies toward wine & microbrews. Considers breakfast acceptable at all times of day.

Amanda: A cooker & baker in her own right, works across the Hill as a fundraiser. Expertise runs from the dive brunch scene to the posh tables of Bistro Bis & Johnny’s Half Shell because she can. Likes food with some kick - but not too much - a touch of Mexican, and Funfetti… possibly all in one sitting. Lives with Erica in the dive foodie haven of Adams Morgan, conveniently by several Mexican restaurants.

Ryan: Hill staffer that loves all food, from greasy and fried, to lean & healthy. Has an extreme weakness for Italian and holds a PhD in pizza. Likes food to have a little bite but avoids cheese like the plague. Fat kid at heart, small portions simply won’t cut it. Slide me a plate, hand me a fork & step away. This could get ugly.

Whitney: Born and raised Washingtonian working on the Hill. Back in town after a 4-year tryst in the Midwest’s best kept foodie secret, Bloomington, Indiana. Vegetarian for all practical purposes. Sustainable, organic, natural and local foods enthusiast with undeniable penchant for Five Guys. Addicted to Michele’s Granola. Loves cooking and baking, but when crunched for time will settle for just reading cookbooks.

Good Stuff Eatery, owned by Chef Spike of Oprah & Top Chef fame, will be the first stop for the entire crew on the greasyspoondiningclub tour. Lookout for reviews from the Famished Foursome this weekend. If it’s good enough for the FLOTUS, it’d better be good enough for us.

Good Stuff Eatery, owned by Chef Spike of Oprah & Top Chef fame, will be the first stop for the entire crew on the greasyspoondiningclub tour. Lookout for reviews from the Famished Foursome this weekend. If it’s good enough for the FLOTUS, it’d better be good enough for us.